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I harbour much anger...

...for people that have no idea how to use an escalator!!!

Hello there,

Yes, there is some hate within me that will one day burst and cause massive damage to my surroundings.

What is wrong with people on escalators?! People seem to have no comprehension of how one ensures that the escalator is efficient and comfortable for everyone. There are two main issues I must address.

One - Stand the F*@K to one side so that people can pass if you are in a hurry.

Two - When the escalator is FILLED with people because a train has just arrived, move the F*@K off at a speed equal or greater than the speed of the escalator. I see so many people take baby-steps off the escalator, while the swarm of people behind have to dodge weave to avoid a pile-up. MOVE AWAY FROM THE ESCULATOR ONCE YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DESTINATION!!!! DO NOT TAKE TWO STEPS AND THEN CONTEMPLATE WHICH WAY YOU WANT TO TURN!!

That is all from me for now.

Cheers,

Peter

PS: I am also filled with much joy at the fact that Tracy actually WANTS to play Mario Party 8 these days :P

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haze
Jul. 31st, 2007 07:37 am (UTC)
Your passion for this escalator problem is fierce and raw!
It sounds like somebody is having a lovely day today :)

I don't know how you managed to get tracy to like the mario party but I like the possibilities for future play.
aussiepoida
Jul. 31st, 2007 07:58 am (UTC)
I can assure you that I did very little to sell Mario Party to her... However, when looking at our relationship historically, that is probably why she warmed to it :-) You know that her reception of most things I recommend is icy. Bless her.

I trust you are well.
mr_lambi
Aug. 1st, 2007 01:38 am (UTC)
That didnt take long! From detailed stories about your life to self-important rants in only a few months of using livejournal!
aussiepoida
Aug. 1st, 2007 04:09 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure that this is the third time you have mentioned 'self-important' in response to one of my entries... interesting :-)
mr_lambi
Aug. 1st, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC)
Really?
Aw, you kept count. You must wuv me lots!
aussiepoida
Aug. 2nd, 2007 02:34 am (UTC)
Yes, perhaps that is why... though lets not forget that you rarely comment, and thus its not hard to remember such standout moments :-)
mr_lambi
Aug. 2nd, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
But I do read every entry. I think its because your entires always say enough.
aussiepoida
Aug. 3rd, 2007 01:44 am (UTC)
That's saying a lot, coming from the 'why wont people comment on my deviations?' man.
None the less, I'm happy to know that you read, if not acknowledge, them.
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